The most exciting thing that has happened to me in the last month is I got a security pass. It's so cool. I'm now officially a corporate lackey for the next three and a half months. And I share a cubicle with a view of a major highway! Score!1!


Akatsuki Beauty PageantOne day when Sasori and Deidara were yet again arguing about the nature of art, Kisame asked which one of them was better looking. The discussion rapidly degenerated then into a high powered cat fight. That's when Hidan stepped in and verbosely suggested a contest to settle the issue. Zetsu's little subordinate piped up that they should all participate. The mysterious unnamed member suggested a crown of flowers for the winner. Kakuzu suggested a monetary prize established through compulsory registration fees. The Leader ruled for impartial judges kidnapped by Zetsu, preferably alive and undigested. Orochimaru offered to summon some, butAkatsuki Beauty Pageant


Corporate.Kakuzu Rant" You shouldn't penalize a person for having an active social life. I tell you I run 857 companies here in the Caymans. Think of allCorporate.Kakuzu Rant
the time you spend at the Head Office, then multiply it by 857. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day. I certainly don't. the
only reason I do it is I care about freedom. I am here to protect
freedom and the secrecy it requires. My clients count on me to
look after them. You wouldn't reveal your old invalid grandmother's
personal information to a complete stranger, would you? Neither
would I. all my clients are like decrepit grandmothers to me. N


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Sasori swigs coffee passing the morning. A class discussion ensues with Deidara's entrance. Like Deidara's art it is fleeting, yet eternal in its recreation. Details shift but the whole remains unchanged. Most side with Deidara. Sasori will reform them. Blood on canvas will fail, unless it proves to stain.
Physics
Kisame stands at the front surrounded by machines, ruler balanced on his finger, standing completely still. Students staring sit. He is blind; microcosms whirl past, universes are born and die, particles split skipping dimens
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"Tax is the key battleground in the secret pursuit of freedom." -Offshore
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If you want to be the best there is at something, you just have to start doing something no-one has ever done before you.
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"Tax is the key battleground in the secret pursuit of freedom." -Offshore
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"Tax is the key battleground in the secret pursuit of freedom." -Offshore
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If you want to be the best there is at something, you just have to start doing something no-one has ever done before you.
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~Alchemic-Artists Joiiiin Usssss
=vector-artists Vectorize the world!
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"Tax is the key battleground in the secret pursuit of freedom." -Offshore
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